Science humor can be fun especially if it has an edge to it and if one is a bit burned out on grant writing.
In that spirit, we have two silly science jokes for a Thursday.
Why did the professor make an ovine-feline chimera? Answer: She had always wanted to herd cats.
Why did the bioethicist cross the road? Answer: To “get out of the way” of Steven Pinker and the glorious progress of biomedical research using CRISPR on humans. If you don’t get this one, do some Googling.